Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
do herpes really smell.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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