it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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