Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
