My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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