just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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