Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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