I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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