I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
