she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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