Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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