Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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