So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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