looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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