he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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