Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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