i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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