I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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