I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Who did Billy Mays play for?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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