Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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