youre lurking in front of me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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