what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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