I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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