I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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