what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
