i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
