she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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