Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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