I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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