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(612): View more from Minnesota

and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling

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(716): View more from New York

i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.

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(347): View more from New York

It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.

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(805): View more from California

I want "hickeys on my ass" sex

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not

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