Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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