Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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