Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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