can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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