we're blogging at a bar
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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