Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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