There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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