Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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