Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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