So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
