no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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