new low.... made out with someone while peeing
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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