Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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