Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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