I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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