She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.