Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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