Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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