and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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