All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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