I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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