I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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