i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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