Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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