i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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